weenieastrology:

aries: they fall asleep b4 u n their hand just flops on ur face

taurus: snatches ur pillow while u sleep to add it to their pillow house 

gemini: ur just about 2 fall asleep n then they suddenly kick u off the bed rip

cancer: sleeping v v v v v close to u while hugging a big pillow

leo: takes up all of the blanket but then kicks it off so now neither of u have it

virgo: stays in their lil corner while u fall asleep but u wake up in their arms

libra: hugs u v tightly while dreaming

scorpio: curled up facing u n it feels like theyre watching u breathe((they r))

sagittarius: takes up 11/12 of th bed but holds u so u dont fall off

capricorn: sleeps w their back against u but theyre so close u can feel them breathe

aquarius: gets up in the middle of the night to go make u a pancake

pisces:  puts their leg on top of u so they feel safe

joshpeckofficial:

puppies are touchable happiness 

zodiac-humor:

Aries- no chill

Taurus- no self awareness 

Gemini- mood swings constantly

Cancer- wants to be friends doesn’t actually want to do things

Leo- super high maintenance 

Virgo- worries about everything

Libra- super judgmental but won’t admit it

Scorpio- pretends to be something they’re not

Sagittarius- won’t talk about their problems. their dog got paid by their cousin to run over their grandmother with a bobcat and they’re all going to prison for fraud but you won’t hear about until the paper next morning trust me

Capricorn- hates themselves, but hates everyone else more

Aquarius- low key thinks that they’re a God

Pisces- so open with everyone, doesn’t understand when people betray them

undercover-witch:

*sees inaccurate zodiac post*

*gets unnecessarily irritated*

outofcontextdnd:

Player: Wait, what happens if you die in Hell?

DM: Double Hell.

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eyebrowgod:

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

There is nothing to defend

#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)

This is the most solid explanation of our decade I have ever heard.

Oh my god

Just to add onto that, our childhood wasn’t even technology based. We grew up knowing of chalk, skateboards, jump rope, street hockey, playgrounds, butterfly collecting, etc. Slowly technology took over our lives and now there are hardly kids playing outside in the summer. We can clearly remember our childhood as it was and now we can see the clear line between it. We were the generation right smack in the middle of it all. Our parents were of non-tech and our children/young siblings will be all tech.

Not to mention, ours was the last generation that grew up with all those bright promises of “work hard, go to college, and you’ll have a successful life,” only to find those hopes abruptly dashed when the housing bubble burst. Milliennials have grown up expecting that disappointment, because for them, the problem has been there since Day One.

So 90s kids aren’t just nostalgic…we’re BITTER. And we ache for those days when we could still think that the world was boundless and full of the opportunities we were promised since the first day of kindergarten.

Every time someone adds to this i have too reblog.